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Animal Farm

PREDICTED: TRADITIONAL Series · · April 5, 2026

George Orwell's Animal Farm is arguably the most powerful conservative text ever written. It is a thesis statement against totalitarianism, collectivism, and the betrayal of revolution by elites.…...

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Invincible - Season 3

TRADITIONAL Series · Amazon Prime Video · April 4, 2026

Invincible remains the best superhero show currently in production. That verdict still holds in Season 3. It also holds a few progressive elements that cost it points on this scorecard. Both things are true, and they're both worth understanding....

WOKE: 7.2 TRAD: 18.34 AUTH: 72%
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Hoppers

WOKE LEAN Film · Theatrical · April 2, 2026

Let us be honest about what Pixar made here. Hoppers is a genuine return to form for a studio that had been coasting on nostalgia sequels and misfires for nearly a decade.…...

WOKE: 17.08 TRAD: 11.34 AUTH: 62%
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GOAT

TRADITIONAL LEAN Film · Theatrical · April 2, 2026

Here is what Stephen Curry apparently remembered about the sports movies that shaped him: the underdog does not win because the system is fixed for him. The underdog wins because he shows up every day, gets better, and earns it.…...

WOKE: 8.28 TRAD: 17.64 AUTH: 73%
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The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026)

TRADITIONAL Film · Theatrical · April 1, 2026

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is the sequel to the $1.36 billion juggernaut that proved Nintendo's plumber could carry a Hollywood franchise.…...

WOKE: 6.72 TRAD: 16.58 AUTH: 80%
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The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

TRADITIONAL Film · Theatrical · April 1, 2026

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is the sequel to a $1.36 billion phenomenon. It delivers exactly what made the original successful: kinetic fan service, Jack Black's scene-stealing performance, and a clean adventure that never lectures.…...

WOKE: 6.55 TRAD: 23.1 AUTH: 80%
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The Bad Guys 2

TRADITIONAL LEAN Film · Theatrical (Universal Pictures) · March 29, 2026

The original Bad Guys was a pleasant surprise: a DreamWorks animated film that used French New Wave aesthetics and a genuinely clever premise to deliver one of the more entertaining family films of 2022.…...

WOKE: 6.93 TRAD: 16.38 AUTH: 72%
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The Lion King

STRONGLY TRADITIONAL Film · Theatrical · March 29, 2026

The Lion King is Disney's masterpiece and one of the most traditional films ever made by a major studio.…...

WOKE: 1.05 TRAD: 24.85 AUTH: 95%
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The Incredibles

STRONGLY TRADITIONAL Film · Theatrical · March 29, 2026

The Incredibles is the most explicitly conservative major studio animated film since The Lion King.…...

WOKE: 1.4 TRAD: 24.85 AUTH: 93%
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Fantastic Mr. Fox

TRADITIONAL Film · Theatrical · March 29, 2026

Fantastic Mr. Fox is Wes Anderson's most straightforward moral tale and his most entertaining film, which is not a coincidence.…...

WOKE: 2.95 TRAD: 14 AUTH: 89%
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Coco

TRADITIONAL Film · Disney+ / Theatrical · March 28, 2026

There are animated films that earn their reputation and animated films that coast on it. Coco earns every bit of its 97% Rotten Tomatoes score, its two Oscars, and its place in the conversation about the greatest Pixar films ever made.…...

WOKE: 4 TRAD: 18.34 AUTH: 92%
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Zootopia

WOKE LEAN Film · Disney+ / Theatrical · March 28, 2026

Zootopia is the most technically polished Disney has ever been. It is also one of the most ideologically explicit animated films a major studio has released.…...

WOKE: 21.48 TRAD: 12.32 AUTH: 88%
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Chainsaw Man - The Movie: Reze Arc

WOKE LEAN Film · Theatrical · March 28, 2026

Chainsaw Man: Reze Arc is one of the best anime films in years and also one of the most conservative-unfriendly Pixar-alternative entertainment options of 2025. That tension is the whole point....

WOKE: 13.1 TRAD: 11.76 AUTH: 48%
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Mufasa: The Lion King

TRADITIONAL Film · Theatrical · March 27, 2026

Mufasa: The Lion King is a prequel that has no right to work. How do you make a film about a character who is already legendary? How do you create stakes when the audience knows the ending? Director Barry Jenkins solves this by focusing entirely on t…...

WOKE: 6.8 TRAD: 16.4 AUTH: 87%
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Space Jam: A New Legacy

TRADITIONAL LEAN Film · Theatrical / HBO Max · March 23, 2026

Space Jam: A New Legacy is a mess. A watchable, occasionally charming, utterly cynical mess. It is the clearest example of a studio film that exists to serve an IP portfolio rather than tell a story, and it did not even bother to hide that fact....

WOKE: 5.2 TRAD: 8.89 AUTH: 71%
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Soul

TRADITIONAL Film · Disney+ (theatrical release cancelled due to COVID-19) · March 23, 2026

Soul is the rare animated film that asks a genuinely adult question and answers it with honesty rather than sentiment. The question: is having a passion you dedicate your life to the same thing as having a reason to live? Pixar's answer is no.…...

WOKE: 3.2 TRAD: 21.14 AUTH: 96%
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Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

TRADITIONAL Film · Theatrical / Peacock · March 22, 2026

Let me tell you what nobody expected in December 2022: that an eleventh-year sequel to a DreamWorks spin-off, featuring a talking cat from the Shrek franchise, would turn out to be one of the best animated films in a decade.…...

WOKE: 2.4 TRAD: 16.2 AUTH: 95%
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The Boy and the Heron

TRADITIONAL Film · Theatrical / Max · March 22, 2026

There are filmmakers, and then there is Hayao Miyazaki. The Boy and the Heron is his final film, if we choose to believe that this time, and it is a work of art in the fullest sense: personal, symbolic, emotionally demanding, and visually unlike anyt…...

WOKE: 3.6 TRAD: 14.7 AUTH: 90%
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Flow

TRADITIONAL LEAN Film · Theatrical (limited US release) / Streaming · March 22, 2026

Here is the thing about Flow: it should not be this good. A Latvian animated film made by one person over five years, using free software, with no dialogue, no human characters, and a $3.5 million budget going up against Disney, Pixar, and DreamWorks…...

WOKE: 5.78 TRAD: 10.64 AUTH: 88%
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Moana

TRADITIONAL LEAN Film · Theatrical · March 21, 2026

Moana is the Disney princess film that refuses to be about a princess, which is either the most Disney thing imaginable or a quiet act of subversion, depending on your perspective. Moana (Auli'i Cravalho) is the daughter of a Pacific Island chief.…...

WOKE: 11.8 TRAD: 15 AUTH: 82%
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Toy Story 4

WOKE TRAP Film · Theatrical · March 21, 2026

Here is the most charitable reading of Toy Story 4 I can offer: it is a technically brilliant film that makes a catastrophic moral choice in its final fifteen minutes....

WOKE: 17.2 TRAD: 8 AUTH: 80%
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Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba - The Movie: Infinity Castle

TRADITIONAL Film · Theatrical · March 16, 2026

Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle is the most technically ambitious traditionally animated film since The Lion King, and it earns every frame of the $778.9 million it grossed worldwide....

WOKE: 4 TRAD: 23.1 AUTH: 85%
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Smurfs

WOKE TRAP Film · Theatrical (Paramount Pictures) · March 15, 2026

Let's be direct about what Smurfs (2025) is and is not....

WOKE: 10 TRAD: 6 AUTH: 58%
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The King of Kings

STRONGLY TRADITIONAL Film · Theatrical · March 14, 2026

This is the film our audience has been waiting for....

WOKE: 0 TRAD: 19.6 AUTH: 96%
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

TRADITIONAL LEAN Film · Theatrical (Paramount Pictures) · March 13, 2026

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem is the best animated TMNT film since the 2007 theatrical entry, and one of the most visually distinctive studio animated films in years.…...

WOKE: 4.97 TRAD: 8.64 AUTH: 64%
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Migration

TRADITIONAL Film · Theatrical · March 13, 2026

Migration is Illumination doing what Illumination does best: a fast-moving family comedy built around a strong emotional hook, driven by a celebrity voice cast, and produced to a standard of visual polish that justifies the theater experience.…...

WOKE: 2.87 TRAD: 14.42 AUTH: 82%
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

WOKE TRAP Film · Theatrical · March 13, 2026

Across the Spider-Verse is the most technically ambitious animated film ever made. That is not hyperbole. Director Joaquim Dos Santos, Kemp Powers, and Justin K.…...

WOKE: 12.59 TRAD: 10.64 AUTH: 46%
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The Super Mario Bros. Movie

TRADITIONAL Film · Theatrical · March 13, 2026

The Super Mario Bros. Movie is the highest-grossing animated film of 2023 at $1.36 billion worldwide, and it earned that number honestly. It is not a great film by any measure of ambition or craft.…...

WOKE: 1.4 TRAD: 15.33 AUTH: 91%
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Kung Fu Panda 4

WOKE TRAP Film · Theatrical / Peacock · March 12, 2026

Kung Fu Panda 4 is the franchise equivalent of a talented athlete playing a slightly lesser sport: the fundamental skills are on display, the performance is creditable, but something of the original intensity has been traded for management comfort....

WOKE: 10 TRAD: 7 AUTH: 41%
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Elemental

TRADITIONAL LEAN Film · Disney+ · March 12, 2026

Pixar's Elemental arrived at the box office to an unexpectedly rocky opening weekend and then quietly became one of the most audience-beloved films of 2023. The critics gave it a middling 74%. The audiences gave it a 95%. That gap is not accidental.…...

WOKE: 12.2 TRAD: 19.74 AUTH: 84%
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Coyote vs. Acme

TRADITIONAL LEAN Film · Theatrical · March 10, 2026

Coyote vs. Acme has the most dramatic behind-the-scenes story of any film in 2026, and it hasn't even been released yet....

WOKE: 9 TRAD: 16 AUTH: 64%
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KPop Demon Hunters

WOKE TRAP Film · Netflix · March 7, 2026

KPop Demon Hunters is the kind of cultural event that forces you to evaluate it on two entirely separate tracks: as a piece of entertainment, and as a vehicle for ideas. On the first track, it is an unqualified triumph.…...

WOKE: 24.18 TRAD: 16.42 AUTH: 85%
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David

STRONGLY TRADITIONAL Film · Theatrical / Angel Studios · March 6, 2026

Angel Studios just proved that faith-based cinema can compete with the big boys, and they did it with a 3,000-year-old story about a shepherd kid with a sling....

WOKE: 2 TRAD: 28 AUTH: 55%
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Elio

TRADITIONAL LEAN Film · Theatrical · March 4, 2026

Elio is the most politically interesting Pixar film in years - not because of what is on screen, but because of the firestorm around what was taken off it.…...

WOKE: 18 TRAD: 24 AUTH: 52%
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Inside Out 2

TRADITIONAL Film · Theatrical · March 3, 2026

Inside Out 2 is the movie Disney desperately needed. After a string of underperformers and culture war disasters (Lightyear's same-sex kiss controversy, Strange World's commercial implosion, Elemental's slow start), Pixar went back to basics.…...

WOKE: 10.08 TRAD: 20.16 AUTH: 75%
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Ne Zha 2

STRONGLY TRADITIONAL Film · Theatrical · March 3, 2026

Ne Zha 2 is one of the most extraordinary animated films made anywhere in the world in the past decade. Full stop. The first film was a surprise phenomenon.…...

WOKE: 0 TRAD: 38.57 AUTH: 98%
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Frozen

TRADITIONAL LEAN Film · Theatrical · March 2, 2026

Disney's Frozen is both less radical and more subversive than its reputation suggests.…...

WOKE: 13 TRAD: 18 AUTH: 74%
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Frozen II

WOKE TRAP Film · Theatrical · March 2, 2026

Frozen II is the rare Disney sequel that takes bigger ideological swings than the original, and it connects with roughly half of them.…...

WOKE: 19 TRAD: 14 AUTH: 68%
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Solo Leveling: ReAwakening

STRONGLY TRADITIONAL Film · Theatrical · March 2, 2026

Solo Leveling: ReAwakening is two things stitched together: a rushed 80-minute recap of Season 1 and a spectacular 40-minute preview of Season 2. The first part is mediocre. The second part is genuinely thrilling.…...

WOKE: 1.26 TRAD: 28.35 AUTH: 62%
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The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants

STRONGLY TRADITIONAL Film · Theatrical · March 1, 2026

The fourth SpongeBob theatrical outing arrives with the kind of refreshing simplicity that has become almost exotic in modern animated filmmaking: it tells a straightforward story about friendship and courage, delivers its moral without a lecture, an…...

WOKE: 1.28 TRAD: 43.1 AUTH: 72%
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Turning Red

WOKE TRAP Film · Disney+ · March 1, 2026

Turning Red is a technically brilliant, emotionally effective Pixar film that is also one of the studio's most ideologically loaded projects.…...

WOKE: 17.85 TRAD: 4.55 AUTH: 72%
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Lightyear

WOKE TRAP Film · Theatrical · March 1, 2026

Lightyear is a mediocre Pixar film that became a cultural flashpoint for reasons that have almost nothing to do with its quality.…...

WOKE: 10.22 TRAD: 6.65 AUTH: 58%
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Encanto

TRADITIONAL Film · Theatrical / Disney+ · March 1, 2026

Encanto is that rare modern Disney film that actually earns its emotional payoff. Set in a magical Colombian valley, it tells the story of Mirabel Madrigal, the one family member without a supernatural gift, who must figure out why the family's magic…...

WOKE: 8.68 TRAD: 18.27 AUTH: 72%
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Wish

WOKE TRAP Film · Theatrical / Disney+ · March 1, 2026

Disney's centennial celebration is a fitting monument to everything wrong with modern Disney. Wish is technically competent and thematically empty - a film that cost nearly $200 million and made audiences feel absolutely nothing....

WOKE: 17.45 TRAD: 11.9 AUTH: 58%
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Strange World

WOKE TRAP Film · Theatrical / Disney+ · March 1, 2026

Strange World is the movie where Disney finally stopped pretending and went full ideological accelerator.…...

WOKE: 27.5 TRAD: 12.32 AUTH: 48%
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Dog Man

TRADITIONAL Film · Theatrical · February 27, 2026

Take the kids. Seriously, this one is fine....

WOKE: 3.35 TRAD: 22.54 AUTH: 87%
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Mufasa: The Lion King

TRADITIONAL LEAN Film · Streaming · February 24, 2026

The name alone carries enough weight to sell tickets. Mufasa. The great king. The father James Earl Jones voiced into immortality. The ghost in the clouds.…...

WOKE: 14.2 TRAD: 22.8 AUTH: 50%
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The Wild Robot (2024)

STRONGLY TRADITIONAL Film · Theatrical / Peacock · February 22, 2026

The Wild Robot might be the most subversive film of 2024, and not in the way Hollywood usually means that word.…...

WOKE: 7.12 TRAD: 27.93 AUTH: 78%
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Paddington in Peru

TRADITIONAL LEAN Film · Theatrical (StudioCanal / Sony Pictures) · February 19, 2026

Spoiler note: the film's villain twist is better experienced unspoiled. The review discusses it briefly but the mechanics are not a significant part of what makes the film work....

WOKE: 2 TRAD: 9 AUTH: 82%
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Zootopia 2 (2025)

WOKE TRAP Film · Theatrical · February 19, 2026

Zootopia 2 is exactly what it looks like. It is a Disney animated buddy cop sequel with gorgeous animation, sharp voice performances, a cracking mystery plot, and a progressive allegory that does not hide behind the fur.…...

WOKE: 91 TRAD: 53 AUTH: 70%
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Moana 2 (2024)

TRADITIONAL LEAN Film · Theatrical · February 19, 2026

The short version: Moana 2 is fine. Better than fine for fans of the original. Not as good as the original.…...

WOKE: 13 TRAD: 17 AUTH: 56%
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Despicable Me 4

TRADITIONAL LEAN Film · Theatrical / Peacock (Universal Pictures / Illumination) · February 19, 2026

Despicable Me 4 is the franchise at its most comfortable and its most predictable. That is not entirely a bad thing....

WOKE: 3 TRAD: 10 AUTH: 80%
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IF (Imaginary Friends)

TRADITIONAL LEAN Film · Theatrical / Paramount+ (Paramount Pictures) · February 19, 2026

IF is John Krasinski's most emotionally ambitious film and his most uneven one. But when it works, which is more often than its mixed reviews suggest, it works because Krasinski trusts the audience to feel something genuine....

WOKE: 4 TRAD: 9 AUTH: 72%

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